onlyaconsultingdetective asked: Harassing my brother again? Please. Let me join in. -SH

I’m sure you don’t need me to harrass him. ;) IA

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 Hello, Irene.

 

Oooh, another Sherlock. This could be interesting.

 

I should hope so. I’d hate to bore you.

I’d never be bored with you, darling.

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 Hello, Irene.

Oooh, another Sherlock. This could be interesting.

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

Well you’re not un-interesting. -is looking at his phone and sighs as he begins to eat- John’s in a bad mood. 

 Not uninteresting, how nice of you. *She rolls her eyes* Is he getting jealous?

Says he has a case for me. Seems quite urgent. -still eating however- 

 *Takes a bite* Well, I hope that I can keep your full attention.

At least until I’ve finished eating. -is actually hungry but almost done with the meal now- 

 *She sits back and crosses her leg* What could be so important about this case? Or is this just an excuse to leave me?

Considering the number of times he’s texted me, the fact that he is at Lestrade’s house and the fact Lestrade isn’t texting me…I’d say it was quite serious…why am I telling you this?

 Maybe you trust me? *She looks at him* Do you need to leave, Sherlock?

I should probably go, yes. -stands up- You can come I suppose.

 It’s alright. I wouldn’t want to intrude. *She stands too* Just send me a text sometime. Let me know how things are? *She touches his arm* Thank you for coming to dinner with me.

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

Well you’re not un-interesting. -is looking at his phone and sighs as he begins to eat- John’s in a bad mood. 

 Not uninteresting, how nice of you. *She rolls her eyes* Is he getting jealous?

Says he has a case for me. Seems quite urgent. -still eating however- 

 *Takes a bite* Well, I hope that I can keep your full attention.

At least until I’ve finished eating. -is actually hungry but almost done with the meal now- 

 *She sits back and crosses her leg* What could be so important about this case? Or is this just an excuse to leave me?

Considering the number of times he’s texted me, the fact that he is at Lestrade’s house and the fact Lestrade isn’t texting me…I’d say it was quite serious…why am I telling you this?

 Maybe you trust me? *She looks at him* Do you need to leave, Sherlock?

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

Well you’re not un-interesting. -is looking at his phone and sighs as he begins to eat- John’s in a bad mood. 

 Not uninteresting, how nice of you. *She rolls her eyes* Is he getting jealous?

Says he has a case for me. Seems quite urgent. -still eating however- 

 *Takes a bite* Well, I hope that I can keep your full attention.

At least until I’ve finished eating. -is actually hungry but almost done with the meal now- 

 *She sits back and crosses her leg* What could be so important about this case? Or is this just an excuse to leave me?

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

Well you’re not un-interesting. -is looking at his phone and sighs as he begins to eat- John’s in a bad mood. 

 Not uninteresting, how nice of you. *She rolls her eyes* Is he getting jealous?

Says he has a case for me. Seems quite urgent. -still eating however- 

 *Takes a bite* Well, I hope that I can keep your full attention.

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

Well you’re not un-interesting. -is looking at his phone and sighs as he begins to eat- John’s in a bad mood. 

 Not uninteresting, how nice of you. *She rolls her eyes* Is he getting jealous?

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.

-lips twitch slightly upwards- I suppose not. -waits for his order to arrive, also pasta but a much smaller portion- 

 You could just enjoy your time with me, you know. Most men do . *She gives a smile as the plates arrive*

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-Sherlock came back out in his purple shirt and black suit jacket and picked up his phone, texting John- Going out on a case, we’re out of milk - SH. -he then looked over at Irene.-…

So nice out tonight, don’t you think? *she looks around as they walk*

Oh? Is this small talk? How quaint. -smirks- yes I suppose it is nice. 

Small talk is usually customary when you’re taking someone out. *They approach Angelo’s*

Who said I was taking you out? This isn’t a date. -goes inside and takes a table- Hmm, menu’s boring.

Whatever you say. *she looks at the menu* It’s a fine menu.

-orders the smallest meal possible and a glass of water and waits for Irene- 

 *orders water as well and a plate of pasta, winking at the waiter as she hands her menu over* See? This isn’t so bad, Sherlock.